Ruef sad mutresiak Sunilien, fellow citizens and readers!
A few minutes ago, the emperor of the Sunilian Empire has released the minister of agitation from hist position, and has re-positioned him as the minister of Sunilian Cuisine. He was released from his previous position due to inactivity and seeming incapability. The highest government see a higher chance for him as the minister of Sunilian Cuisine.
His job will now be the catalogization of the Sunilian Cuisine, as well as gaining a good reputation for the Sunilian Empire and increasing economic wealth of the nation by spreading the unique Sunilian cuisine throughout the world.
Ruef Sunilen!