Ruef Sunilien!
The Royal Court has pronounced that, by imperial decree, a new ministry is to be formed. The ministry shall henceforth be known as the Ministry for Women and Gay Propaganda. Emperor Linus I. has furthermore declared comr. Sonya D. to the position of Minister. For her extraordinary service to the Empire of Sunilian States and her unique and unparalleled skills and genius in her field of work, she has been awarded, effective immediately, lifetime irrevocable Sunilian citizenship and membership in the all-powerful great Sunilian National Party.
The population of the grand Empire of Sunilian States wishes Minister Sonya D. all the best in her endeavors and that she may succeed in bringing lots of women, pockets and gay propaganda to the Nation.